mangosmoothie7:

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STOP

who fucking did this

mangosmoothie7:

fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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yoncevevo:

"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"

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nosvertu:

By your powers combined…

nosvertu:

By your powers combined…

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

foreveralone-lyguy:

I feel like we’ve all known a girl in elementary school that was obsessed with horses

fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it