so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
I feel like we’ve all known a girl in elementary school that was obsessed with horses
kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person